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Founder, Analytical Psychology
Dr. Frederick Health has outclassed Freud with his original thinking, keen insight and reproductive advice. He is a true genius. If I were alive today his ..... Read More>>
Otto Vernon,
Plumber
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Stan Bennigan,
Carpet Installer
“If you know how things work it is much easier to understand how they work whether a gardener, veteran, veterinarian or carpet installer.”..... Read More>>
L.Ron Hubbard,
Founder Scientology
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Dr. Health 01/03/2012 3:15:18
Yeah. You're too stupid to be a politician. ...
Nelson 01/03/2012 3:10:22
Do you ever give political advice? ...
Dr. Health 12/30/2011 2:52:28
"Crazy" is my business, genius! ...
Sarah L. 12/30/2011 2:23:00
What kind of crazy answer was that for the letter "Navigation Failure"? ...
Ted 06/02/2011 5:24:15
If I miss Camaroon, will you be appearing in Canada in the near future. ...
Dr. Health 05/20/2011 0:26:38
Sounds like a great vacation Ted. I'll be speaking at what remains of their city ...
Ted 05/06/2011 1:34:32
Where and at what time will you be presenting in Camaroon? I think I'll ...
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